Horrible News!

...if you're an eligible Christian gal. For alas, Sam (the man) is now officially off the market. This is old news, but many of you out there may have been clinging to a false hope, so I thought I would just go ahead and set the record straight.

As we all know, you can tell a lot about a man by his choice of bride, and Sam's choice confirms my high opinion of him (yeesh, I sound like Mr. Darcy).

"Do you really need my approval, Bingley?"
"No...no I do not."
"Then get to it man!"

I know, I know. It's incredibly pathetic when a guy can quote from Pride and Prejudice.

At any rate, jolly good show, Sam.