I am man, hear me plunge

Monica flushed the guest-bathroom toilet this morning and began screaming. That's never a good sign. She ran to the back-door and yelled for Zachary to come inside, and the Inquisition began.

"Did you or did you not just go to the bathroom?"
Blank stare.
"Just answer yes or no."
Blank stare, with searching eyes. How can he get out of this one?
"Zachary, I've told you time and again not to use so much tissue. You've stopped the toilet up...", and so on and so forth.

And then, fear of fears, I hear my name. "Bob! You need to get the plunger!"

As a man, it has fallen my lot to forever be the plunger of toilets. It doesn't matter who the culprit is, although strangely enough, the culprit has often been myself. And through the many years of experience, I have found the ultimate plunger. Many people make the mistake of using a typical "toilet plunger", however I prefer the kind that really moves water around, like this.

Here is an actual quote from this actual web site:


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And here is another quote I especially enjoyed:


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This type of plunger is excellent for rapidly displacing water, and other things, in a stopped up toilet. Don't settle for anything less.