Happy Birthday!

...to moi. Who didn't learn what "moi" means from Miss Piggy? We all did, didn't we? But I digress.

Yes, I have finally reached the ripe old age of 31. What do you think of 31, you may ask? Well, I'll tell you what I think of 31. My wife left me this morning, that's what I think! And she took the kids! She's gone to stay with her sister, and she says she won't be coming back until...

...Friday. Ha, did I getcha!? April fool's day was a few days ago, but I figured I could still spring a little joke. Since Zach has the week off from school, she decided to take the kiddies to her sister's country estate for some relaxation for a few days. I miss them terribly, and perhaps most importantly, I hope they didn't lock me out of the house, because I only have a key for one of the locks on the front door.

And so, tonight, after a long day's work, I will journey home to enjoy a quiet post-birthday fast-food supper, all to myself, absolutely and utterly. Alone.

Weeeeep weep weep weep!