Lumpy

I sat down at my desk at work, and felt something lumpy in my shirt, just under the cuff. What in the world? I reached inside and lo and behold, I pulled out one of my son's socks!

On many mornings I've discovered toys and things stuffed deep inside my shoes, but how did a sock get in my shirt, in my dresser? How did I put it on this morning without noticing?

The world may never know.

Now what do I do with it for the rest of the day?