In the interest of public safety...

...and the prevention of mass hysteria, I have removed my last name from my blog. Special thanks go out to everyone who harrassed, cajoled, and yes, even rebuked me until I finally buckled under the pressure. I resisted, I pushed back, but I was undone by your whiney cries, your effervescent pleas, your sordid horror-filled tales of masked men stalking my family using only the name of, yes, that most popular of crayons.

Mayhaps the world can sleep a little easier tonight.